December 2011
My mom came back from her anniversary dinner drunk or whatever and now she’s mad about every little thing. She is going to be on my case all night and she keeps acting like a little 10 year old. She also went to her room and turned on the TV to the lifetime movie channel. It was a movie about a teenager who runs away with someone he meets on the internet and they turn out to be horrible...
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Best way to get out of class
lordpayne:
this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
funiculi-funicula:
20 Dollar Nose Bleed | Fall...
cashier: have a happy holiday
me: dont tell me what to do
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girl: wow i seriously hate two faced people
nearby are conjoined twins, who silently weep together upon overhearing
"Ew you like him?"
missabigaily:
I fucking hate when I like a guy, and someone says that to me. How rude can you be? I don’t care if he isn’t the “cutest” boy ever, he doesn’t have to be. The fact that you don’t even know him, and you still said that. Fuck you. I like him for him. You might not think he’s cute, but you don’t see him the way I do. I think he’s perfect the way he is.
saportastyle:
Bring It | Cobra Starship
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Wahh… Gifyo hates me right now :c
